AISubs v3.7
- Yo! Takao! - Shibayu!
- Ryoga! - There are many good and bad things in life.
- Yes. - In education and sports,
- everyone goes through it. - Yes.
But there are things you don't know if you're good at it or not.
- Things you haven't done. - Yes.
- And I think it's often bad. - Yes.
For example, crime.
- You don't know if you're good at it or not. - Yes, you don't know if you're good at it or not.
- That's true. - What?
- Among the things I haven't done, there's something I'm interested in. - Yes.
- And that's... - Oh!
- Of course, I haven't done it and I don't have a chance to do it again. - Yes.
- I'd like to see if I can do it for the first and last time in my life. - Oh!
- I was thinking about how I could do it. - Yes.
- Recently, one of the members, Mushimegane... - Yes.
- He said he got crazy and wanted to do an English test. - Yes.
- That's right. - Yes.
- I didn't know you'd say that. - Yes.
- What? - What?
- I thought you'd say that. - Yes.
- I thought it was a punishment for the cunnings. - Yes, you're right.
- There's a former teacher. - Yes.
- If there's something about cunning, you'll be confiscated. - Yes.
- So, we're going to do an English test that you'll give us. - Yes.
- The one who can do the cunning the most without being found out by you will win. - Yes.
- That's the solution. - Yes.
- I think you'll come, Mushimegane. - I will.
- It's time for the test. - Let's start the test.
- Oh! - Oh!
Okay, stop it.
Excuse me, teacher! I'm going to the bathroom.
- It's about to start, so go. - I'm going to the bathroom, too.
- Go, go, go. - Okay, slow down!
- Okay! - Get ready! Get ready! Get ready!
Oh, it's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
- Oh, that was close! - Oh, that was close!
- That was close! - That was close!
- The teacher is here! - Oh, no!
- Okay, let's start. - Okay.
Okay, put your hands on the desk.
- When I say "start", turn around and start. - Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay, you have 20 minutes. - Okay.
- Ready, start! - Alright!
- I'm going to win. - Okay, okay. English phrase showdown.
- You're not allowed to cheat. - Of course I won't cheat.
- I won't do it for you guys. Do it for yourself. - Of course, teacher!
- Yeah, of course. - The student with the lowest score may be punished for some reason.
- Possibility... - Well, it's a possibility story.
- Let's see if there's anything else.
- This test was pretty wide, wasn't it? How many pages was it?
- About 12 or 13 pages. But, you know...
- Yeah. - Each page was pretty thick, so...
- Yeah. - It's not like you can talk to the teacher while you're testing.
- Well, I'm going to make a call. - Okay.
- I'm going to make a call for about a minute. - Okay.
- Goal...
- I'm sorry about that. - Yes.
- I'll be careful from now on as well. - Yes.
- I'll call you back later. I'm sorry. - Yes.
- What are you doing? - Oh, you're using a rare pen.
- What is it? Stop it. - Stop it.
- Isn't it a small pen?
- Huh? - Huh?
- Shibata-kun, here you go. - You!
Don't cheat, you idiot!
- I'm sorry. - Oh!
- Sensei! There's no reason for you to do that! - Sensei! There's no reason for you to do that!
- There's no one in this class who cheats or anything like that... - Oh, I see.
- But if you do... - Yes?
- It'll be a bit of a problem. - Oh, that's right.
- Don't cheat! You're going to use it next year, aren't you? - Yes.
- Don't cheat! You're going to use it next year, aren't you? - Oh, it won't disappear.
- Yes.
- It's been there from the beginning. - Huh?
- Sensei! Sensei! - What's up with him?
- Sensei! Huh? - It looks like it's in English.
- It doesn't look like it's in English. It's not in English.
- Look at this. Can you read it? It's not in English, is it? - You can't read it, can you?
- You can't read it, can you? I don't think I can read it either.
- If you can't read it, you can't cheat. - I can read it.
- Hey, are you okay, Shibata? - Yeah.
- Put on your mask properly. - Yes.
- Put it on properly. - Yes.
- Bend the edge of the mask properly. - Yes.
- Make it stick together. - Yes.
- It's a little hard to breathe. - It's okay.
- It's only for now. Take off your mask. - Oh, you don't have to take it off!
- You don't have to take it off! - You don't have to take it off!
- Don't be hostile. - Sensei, shouldn't you give me back my mask?
- I don't want to show myself. - But you look crazy.
- Your mask is dirty. - Huh?
- Oh! - Huh?
- What's wrong with you?! - Oh! Oh!
- Shibata! - Huh? What's wrong?
- You have English written all over your face!
- Are you trying to be a judge?! - I'm sorry!
- Give it back!
- You're only allowed one point! - Oh, I'm sorry!
- Don't you feel sorry for the other two? - Yes!
- From now on, take care of your own business. - Yes!
- We're cheating on each other, aren't we? - It's confusing here, isn't it?
- You're wearing new clothes, aren't you? - I want to talk to you.
- Your phone is broken! - What?
- You idiot! - What?
- How dare you do this to me?! - Ryo-kun!
- Ryo-kun, your phone... - How dare you!
- How dare you put your phone in your phone case and put your cell phone in it! - I'm sorry!
- I'll put it somewhere else. - Oh, I see.
- I'm sorry. - Damn it...
- You can't see it, can you? - No, I can't.
- You can't see it here, can you? - I don't know what you're talking about.
- Okay, I'll confiscate it.
- You're so stubborn! - I'm sorry.
- Damn it! - Why do you have such long hair?
- I've been growing it out lately. - How can you grow it out all of a sudden?
- And your hair turned orange, didn't it? - I wanted to test it, but I didn't know if it was good or not.
- It looks like this. - Oh!
- You're a music genius! - Oh, I see!
- What are you listening to? - Huh? I'm not listening to anything!
- I know you're not listening to anything, but do you have something in mind? - Tell me!
- It's a cat! I'm listening to a cat meowing. - Oh, it's a cat!
- Oh, you're right! I'm sorry! - You shouldn't listen to a cat meowing in the middle of a test!
- Yes, I'm sorry. - You're late!
(singing)
- Hey! - Who is it?
- Hello? - What?
(message appeared)
- What? - You can't do that.
- You can't just be normal. - I can't do that.
- It's not relevant.
- What's up with this country style?
- It's the strength of a poker player.
(laughing)
- This is difficult. I'm exhausted.
I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
Oh, well, this is a little like a story that there is a way to go or something like that in front of you.
Oh, I make a lot of mistakes and erase them.
Oh, I made a mistake and erase them like this.
Ah!
What?
No, no, this is bad.
Isn't it common?
Amazing!
On this white part of the rubber band, you know, like writing words or something like that.
I thought you might be doing it, but when I tried to look it up, you know...
You're wearing a little scarf.
You're old!
And what?
Look, 'Battle of the Musicians' is on sale.
I'm not asking you to do it, I'm asking you to do me a favor.
What are you doing me a favor for?
Um, last time, you connected me on Twitter.
You're not supposed to say that in the middle of a test!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Get out of here!
I'm sorry!
Moshi!
Oh, no.
I'm sorry, I don't have any more erasers left in my bag.
Can you get me some more erasers?
I'll get it for you.
Oh, I found it, I found it, I found it.
I found it.
What?
Um...
Tetsuya...
Yes?
What is it?
I found some erasers.
You found some erasers.
No, no, I found some erasers.
Moshi!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that.
What kind of electronic device do you have?
Moshi!
I didn't mean it like that!
I found some erasers.
Oh, teacher, you dropped some erasers.
I'll pick them up for you.
Oh, I'll pick them up for you.
Why don't you pick them up yourself?
What?
That's too bold of you!
Where are you going?
Are you leaving?
Oh, I'm sorry, I dropped some erasers.
Oh, teacher, I...
I lost some erasers again, so I'll...
I'll put them back in.
Okay.
It's okay if you don't put them back in.
Oh, you...
I'll put them back in for you.
Okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
You're huge, you erasers.
Wow.
It's not good for you to make such a big mistake like that.
Um, Fuko.
Yes?
You're touching your phone a lot, aren't you?
No, no, no, I don't have my phone anywhere.
You're touching it like that?
Ohoho!
Huh? It's the same!
It's the same!
I don't have my phone anywhere.
You should've told me that earlier!
Moshi!
Shimada!
What is it?
Did you think I wouldn't find out?
What do you mean? I can't see anything.
No, you can't see anything from that distance.
That's appealing!
Go tell your teacher to look at you.
I'm sorry, teacher.
Here you go.
Hey, you're tearing it up!
Oh!
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
The dog-like thing is...
- Oh, what's that? - Oh, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey! Wait, wait!
You can't do this!
- What's up? - You!
I'll take this to the care center.
What's wrong? Was there a squirrel?
- Squirrel, watch out! - It's a golden ball!
I won't let you reach for a golden ball!
Icing...
You idiot!
- You're kidding me! - There's no one who would stand on a golden ball!
It was no good at all. I lost my sense of direction.
I said that it was wise to have a baby on a golden ball.
Your little golden ball has something written on it.
- Sex! - You bastard!
- There was a couple's problem. - Sex? You'll remember it!
No, I can't remember it.
- What's wrong with you? You don't look good. - My back hurts.
Can you stand up and say something?
- Isn't the chair moving? - Huh?
- Isn't the chair moving? Are you being bullied? - No, I'm not being bullied at all.
I'm going to be quiet from now on. I'm a bit...
You bastard!
- Request! - Ryo-kun?
- Sensei, I've been staring at you for a while now. - What do you mean "for a while"?
Are you looking for eyes?
Well, I guess it's about time for the last question.
Sensei, I can hear a siren.
- Don't worry about it. - Huh?
- I can hear it from inside. - I can hear it from there, but I can't hear it from here.
- There's no way a teacher can run in a classroom. - Yeah, that's weird.
You know it, don't you?
Huh?
- Sensei, I can hear something! - Hey, Fukuho!
- Yeah? - Don't you have eyes? Just look at me.
- Huh? - You have good eyes, don't you?
- Sensei, can you exchange them with me? - No, no, no.
- I can't do it because I don't have a red side. - Maybe it's around your ears. I can hear something.
Are you having an affair--
Oh!
What's up?!
Who is this person?!
I heard a voice from outside, too.
Oh!
Oh, there's no one here!
Classroom...
School's security...
Aaaah!
Who are you?!
Unidentified person! Unidentified person!
Unidentified person, I locked you up outside!
That was close!
I was frozen, but are you okay?
It's cold outside today.
Wow, you're getting better and better.
Hide it a little more!
It's all washed up! Take off your pants!
No, I'm not.
Pants?!
That's terrible.
You're sexy.
You're locking me up with your hairband.
Don't think about it so much!
He said you can hang up now, Koyasu-kun.
Huh?!
He said you can hang up now, Koyasu-kun.
That's not true!
Everyone, please confirm!
They said they were in love with each other.
Show me your right hand.
My right hand?
Yes.
Huh?!
That's terrible.
Don't do the same thing!
You!
Wash up!
Ah, I don't know.
You have a lot of electronic devices.
Ah, my stomach hurts.
Are you okay?
Excuse me, can I use the bathroom for a moment?
Please wait one minute for your question.
Yes, I'm sorry!
I can't make it.
Oh no, I have to hurry.
Oh no.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh no.
I'm hungry.
"Did you make it?" "I barely made it."
"Your face..." "Changed?" "Your face got taller."
"Oh wait, you're on the wrong side now." "Over there."
"I'll go check it out, you guys go ahead." "Okay."
"Hey, who the hell are you?!" "Why are you over here?!"
"You!" "Why are you over there?!" "Excuse me?!"
"Hey, why are you over there?!" "I'm in the bathroom!"
"No, I'm hungry, so I'm using the bathroom." "Hey, you're over there, too!"
"What...? What are you saying?!" "Why are you two here?!"
"What's going on?!" "Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! Who are you?!"
Who are you?!
You're killing me with your false accusations!
"Damn it!" "Huh?!"
"Master, please wrap these up properly." "Are you faking it?!"
"This is the last one." "Why does it feel like you were given a boost earlier?"
The key is...
I don't have a switch...
The end!
Ahhhh!
Ah! Wait a second!
Ah!
The switch! The switch is broken!
The switch!
Ah! The switch!
Ahh!
Why is it stuck?!
Hey!
My switch!
Switch!
Hey!
The switch!
Hey!
The switch is moving!
Hey!
The switch!
The switch is moving!
Sensei, are you okay?!
Sensei!
Sensei, are you okay?!
Sensei, please come closer!
Hey!
You guys aren't helping me!
Ahh!
Leave!
You lost ten pounds!
Hey!
Are you okay?
Get out of here!
I won't let you touch my cute house!
The culprit has fallen!
Oh, it's a dying message!
This isn't happening...
This isn't a problem at all...
Attention!
Collect your money!
Okay, I'll give you the next time,
so make sure you collect your own money!
- Okay! - Yes, sir!
- Come on! - Okay, Tetsuya...
Yes, sir!
- You're a daily worker, aren't you? - Oh, I'm a daily worker today...
Oh, I see...
Salute!
Bow!
Okay, thank you!
- Did you do it? - Yes, I did it.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Well... - I stepped on meat!
- Where did you step on? - Just there!
- It's so clean!
- It's penetrating!
- Okay, I'll start with the latest news. - Okay.
- First of all... - Yes?
- This time, it didn't go very well!
- It would have been a problem if you didn't get 10 points!
- The highest score is his dad's 5 points! - Wow!
- It's amazing! - It's 3 points for Shibata and Fukuo!
- You guys were cheating, weren't you? Dad, what were you doing?
- I was on the phone with K-POST...
- I was on LINE with APPROACH...
- And I was hiding my answer in my cell phone. - LINE?
- Well... - I'm the other one.
- I'm Tetsuya.
- Who's the other one you brought to the test? - I'm sorry.
- I couldn't answer your question...
- So, I was hiding my answer in my cell phone...
- And I was sending my answer with a handy scanner.
- That's how you looked like?
- I was scanning my answer with this handy scanner. - That's amazing!
- That's not normal!
- You shouldn't have got so many points! - I'm sorry.
- How many points did you get? - I don't know why I didn't get any points.
- Okay, you got 5 points! - Yay!
- You didn't tell your dad about it! I forgot about it!
- Shibata, what did you do?
- I wrote my answer anywhere. It's analog.
- And I hid my answer in my jeep and drove it.
- You don't know anything!
- I couldn't see anything!
- You're the one who swallowed it. - You can't treat me like this just because you want to cheat!
- I have a high school life, you know. - Knife and...
- Stop it! You're out of points, too! How many points did you get? - I was told twice that I was out of points.
- Then you got 3 points and 2 points and you got 1 point! - What's the difference?
- Go! You cheated, didn't you? - Yes, I didn't.
- What did you do? - I was almost exposed.
- All I have left is a transparent pen here. - A transparent pen?
- You were told you were out of points, weren't you? - I was probably told it, but I don't remember it.
- Well, you can keep it for a while. - By the way, didn't you leave it there for a while?
- Oh, no! I left it there for a while! - What?
- Outside! - What?
- I left it outside. - You're a criminal, aren't you?
- I left it there for a while. - You're a criminal, aren't you? I'll make you clean it up and kill you!
- I just got a message on LINE that I really have to die here, so please help me! - Oh!
- I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! - Who the hell are you?!
- It's a cunning bear! It's a cunning bear no matter how you look at it!
- Do you know who you are?! How old are you?!
- I'm asking you how old you are!
- Do you think you can do whatever you want?!
- Sensei, let's leave it at that.
- Is it okay for this guy's future to be dark because of you?!
- I'm sorry, it's my fault.
- Do you know how to teach your children?!
- The sense of responsibility of a genius is amazing.
- It's useful.
- Okay, so...
- I think you wrote it in the beginning, but...
- Shibata, who got the highest score...
- Yes.
- This is a punishment game.
- Huh?
- Right now...
- I feel like I'm an editor and my tongue is sticking out.
- What?!
- Hey! I'm counting on you, editor!
- I'm counting on you!
- Seriously, editor!
- I didn't ask you!
- You're a pervert! Seriously!
- You're the only one who says things like "I want to drink every day!"
- You're fine with it, right?
- I'm a little addicted to saying things like that, so...
- Isn't it okay for you to be cute?
- I'm counting on you!
- Okay, next test...
- Make sure you can get close to the ground.
- Okay!
- Wait...
- Is there a punishment game for falling?